Really, as far as I'm concerned, Dixie Cash has the funniest book titles--bar none!

I will always have a special place in my heart for the very first Dixie title: SINCE YOU'RE LEAVING ANYWAY, TAKE OUT THE TRASH.

If these sound like country music song titles, that's sort of the point--we go through lists and lists of country songs for inspiration.

If you have any song titles (or otherwise!) that you think might make a good Dixie title, send them in.

I can't promise anything but I will add them to the mix and, if we ever choose yours, I'll give due credit!